To all the ratchet girls out there: because you are ratchet your friends are probably like you too. So, if they tell you that you look nice when you’re wearing a sparkly leopard print dress 6 sizes too small that you got on sale at rainbow… don’t listen to them. It’s not a pretty sight for us (the third party) that have to witness your belly fat jiggle in front of our face as we are sitting at a table while you are dancing waiting for some ratchet boy to flip you over and do his thang.
Please be classy. avoid animal prints with sparkles and ultra tight dresses. You are not a Kardashian,